yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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