THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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