I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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