Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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