The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Do plants get herpes?
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