i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
...so i touched it.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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