4 words: hood of his car
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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