We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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