Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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