That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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