I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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