She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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