Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
