Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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