Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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