My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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