exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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