perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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