those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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