I heard we made out
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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