He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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