I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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