I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
