Can i not drive my cunt home
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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