You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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