The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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