so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
and she was petting her beer can
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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