We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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