you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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