exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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