You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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