that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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