I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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