dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
did you just send me my own nude
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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