they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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