shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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