At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If that was your dad, he is hot
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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