There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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