This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we're making bets on your personal life
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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