When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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