is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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