This girl is more easily done than said...
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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