my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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