I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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