My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
