Can Purell be used as lube?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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