We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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