Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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