Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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