The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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