I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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