This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
