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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.

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(530): View more from California

i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something

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(515): View more from Iowa

I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"

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(913): View more from Kansas

hows the party?

(816): View more from Missouri

ists fjcssing insceredle

(913): View more from Kansas

be there in 10

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(678): View more from Georgia

He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.

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(302): View more from Delaware

It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex

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(602): View more from Arizona

Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home

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