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  I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday

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  (213): I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday http://tfl.nu/jq66
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  (502): View more from Kentucky

  so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one

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  (502): so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one http://tfl.nu/ezfm
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  I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people

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  I would be honored to be that friend.

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  (978): I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people (617): I would be honored to be that friend. http://tfl.nu/ohrl
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  (586): View more from Michigan

  so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.

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  (586): so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. http://tfl.nu/q1ic
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?

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  (603): sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall? http://tfl.nu/ejbk
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours

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  (203): I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours http://tfl.nu/8ktt
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  (845): View more from New York

  I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.

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  (845): I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent. http://tfl.nu/v6g7
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?

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  (248): How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break? http://tfl.nu/c6en
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  (347): View more from New York

  The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?

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  That does not seem like timing

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  (347): The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is? (973): That does not seem like timing http://tfl.nu/n0dp
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find

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  (215): shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find http://tfl.nu/sf13
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  (407): View more from Florida

  He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas

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  (407): He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas http://tfl.nu/zvf4
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?

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  (804): What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date? http://tfl.nu/5g3w
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  (205): View more from Alabama

  Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.

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  (205): Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax. http://tfl.nu/u4t8
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.

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  (703): Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused. http://tfl.nu/gh1r
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"

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  (603): I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter" http://tfl.nu/wf41
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