I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
21 People That Had The Worst Birthdays Imaginable
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.