brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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