Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home