Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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