He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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