the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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